10-02-2006 12:33 AM
Quoting Babynut:
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
I couldn't resist quoting this one to here from the forums.

08-27-2006 04:45 AM
FINALLY! I got my VB fixed. Not only did I get it fixed, I switched my host. I couldn't see paying for two different packages when the cheaper one was almost identical to the more expensive one. DUH! LOL
So I couldn't figure out the problem, but I was able to reinstall the new software, and am in the process of rebuilding it from scratch.
Now I just need to get members.

Any ideas?
Scorpio